Destiny Fun Police

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Where I’ve been (Health problems)

9:55

YOU NEED TO GET THIS INSANE SIDEARM FROM LORD SALADIN! (It has a .43 ttk)

10:11

YOU NEED TO CRAFT THE NEW FATEBRINGER ASAP!(First 140 To Get This Perk)

8:12

XUR HAS DONE IT AGAIN! (He Can't Keep Getting Away With This...)

10:08

BUY THIS NEW VOID PULSE RIFLE FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (Void Is OP this Season)

8:48

THE NEW BXR BATTLER IS HERE! REDRIX'S ESTOC IS INSANE! (New Comp Reward)

10:05

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS CRISPY HAND CANNON ASAP! (It's Best In Class)

12:05

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It Might Be The New King)

8:28

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NASTY WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (It 3 taps)

8:59

YOU NEED TO TRY THIS ICONIC EXOTIC SCOUT RIFLE AFTER THE BUFF! (King Of Scouts?)

10:28

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS AUTO RIFLE WHILST YOU STILL CAN! (Only One Of It's Kind)

8:09

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINBLE PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Only Way To Get This)

11:24

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS BUFFED WEAPON AT THE HELM BEOFRE IT'S GONE! (2 Burst Sidearm)

8:14

GET THIS ENHANCED + ADEPT GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Limited Time)

9:08

YOU NEED TO BUY THIS META WEAPON FROM THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (they buffed it again..)

10:05

YOU NEED TO GET THIS 2 BURST WEAPON ASAP! (It Just Got A HUGE Buff...)

10:15

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF PULSE RIFLES! (BXR- 55 BATTLER IS META NOW)

10:43

THIS AMAZING AUTO RIFLE IS STILL THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND! (Good Luck Getting It)

15:26

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS AUTO RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (Best PVP Auto Rifle)

9:56

THIS WEAPON IS THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM! (You Can Buy It From Collections..)

12:06

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ENHANCED PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER! (It's Actually Good Now)

9:41

THIS EXOTIC IS GETTING BUFFED AND IT IS GOING TO BE INSANE! (You've Been Warned)

10:13

THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN DO THIS AND IT'S GETTING BUFFED! (New Meta?)

11:46

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS GOD ROLL SMG AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It's Getting Buffed)

9:38

YOU NEED TO GET THIS WEAPON FROM THE HELM! (It's Getting A HUGE Buff..)

10:41

YOU NEED TO GET A GOD ROLL OF THIS WEAPON.. (It's About To Be VERY Meta)

12:13

SPENDING 99 ENGRAMS TIL I GET THE GOD ROLL SIDEARM (This Is Meta)

8:25

BANSHEE IS SELLING A GOD ROLL OF A RARE WEAPON TODAY! (You Have 24 Hours)

8:41

THIS EXOTIC COMBO IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! (You Will Never Die Using This)

8:10

I HAVE NEVER SEEN CHEATS LIKE THIS BEFORE! (Destiny 2 anti cheat cooked?)

8:36

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING A PERFECT ROLL OF THIS PULSE RIFLE! (Slept On)

10:51

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS HIDDEN MONSTER FROM SALADIN! (It Deletes Everything)

10:34

THEY REALLY GAVE TITANS WORM HUSK CROWN AND IT IS INSANELY POWERFUL...(Oh No)

9:40

BUNGIE, WE NEED TO TALK. (THEY DESTROYED WARD OF DAWN - RARE DFP RANT)

10:09

I SNAPPED AND FINALLY USED THE META! (THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL)

8:46

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF RAPID FIRE AUTO RIFLES! (First To Ever Get This Perk)

8:26

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING THIS RARE SMG WITH GOOD PERKS! (Only One Of It's Kind)

9:29

I HAD NO IDEA THIS PULSE RIFLE COULD GET THAT PERK...(High Ground Is Insane)

8:59

XUR IS SELLING A VERY SLEPT ON PULSE RIFLE ONCE AGAIN! (He's Still A Fraud Though)

12:14

THIS FULLY CRAFTED AUTO RIFLE GOT BUFFED AND IT IS NASTY NOW! (Most Unique Auto Rifle)

8:06

BUY THIS HIDDEN GEM GOD ROLL FROM XUR BEFORE HE LEAVES! (Kinetic Elsie's Rifle)

10:57

THIS PULSE RIFLE WAS TERRIBLE BUT IT IS INSANE NOW! (This Might Be META)

8:27

THE MOST SLEPT ON AUTO RIFLE IN THE GAME JUST GOT BUFFED! (It's Nasty)

8:25

THE FULLY CRAFTED PROPHET OF DOOM IS INSANE! (Better Than Matador64)

9:13

BANSHEE HAS NEVER SOLD THIS BEFORE! (It's A Perfectly Rolled Pulse Rifle)

9:12

THIS NEW SLUG SHOTGUN IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! (LEGENDARY CHAPERONE)

8:05

BANSHEE IS SELLING AN INSANELY GOOD WEAPON RIGHT NOW! (Best SMG?)

8:06

THE VESPERS HOST AUTO RIFLE IS INCREDIBLE! (VS Pyroelectric Propellant)

9:40

THE NEW AUTO RIFLE FAIR JUDGEMENT IS INSANE IN PVE AND PVE! (Must Use)

9:02

THE WORST EXOTIC IN THE GAME IS INSANE NOW! (Mask Of The Quiet One Buffed)

10:00

THE NEW REVENANT PULSE RIFLE IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND! (Unique Optics)

10:56

ANONYMOUS AUTUMN IS BACK AND IT IS BETTER THAN EVER! (Buy It At The Tower)

9:42

THIS NEW SHOTGUN IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND! INSANE STATS! (NEW Competitive Reward)

8:23

THE LAST WORD IS 2 TAPPING NOW!? BUNGIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LOL (Try it before it gets Patched)

8:52

BANSHEE HAS NEVER SOLD THIS BEFORE! (Didn't Know This Perk Rolled On This Weapon..)

8:13

DESTINY 2 IS IN TROUBLE.. IN BIG TROUBLE (Must Watch Video)

8:31

THIS FULLY CRAFTED AUTO RIFLE IS BETTER THAN THE RIPOSTE! (Unobtainable?)

10:07

BUNGIE WAITED SEVEN YEARS TO MAKE THIS EXOTIC GOOD! (It Will Be INSANE Now)

9:01

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS HAND CANNON SOON! (Best Echoes Weapon + It's Getting Buffed)

10:09

IT TOOK ME 570 DAYS TO FINALLY GET THIS EXOTIC SHOTGUN LOL (It's Finally Over)

8:37

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS MAX RANGE SHOTGUN FROM XUR BEFORE HE LEAVES! (Very Rare)

11:47

THIS HAND CANNON IS INSANELY SLEPT ON! (You Can Buy It At The Tower)

10:34

THIS AMAZING SHOTGUN GOT SECRETLY BUFFED! (This Is A Game Changer)

12:49

IT FINALLY HAPPENED... THE GOD ROLL IS MINE AT LAST! (Thank You Banshee)

10:10

THIS LEGENDARY PULSE RIFLE IS ACTUALLY AN EXOTIC! (i had no idea)

19:03

ITS FINALLY HAPPENED! TIME TO SHOW YOU MY TITAN BUILD! (In Depth Video)

9:17

THIS EXOTIC IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING BUT NO ONE USES IT! (Fastest 3 Tap)

9:37

THIS MAX RANGE SIDEARM IS THE ONLY ONE OF IT'S KIND! (Will Be Gone Soon)

22:15

I FINALLY WENT FOR THE GOD ROLL OF THIS WEAPON...(I spent 99 Engrams..)

8:40

I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS PULSE RIFLE, IT IS ACTUALLY NASTY! (Buy One From The Tower)

11:08

IT FINALLY HAPPENED.. I GOT THE GOD ROLL SHOTGUN I WANTED! (It's INSANE)

11:53

THIS EXOTIC GOT A SECRET BUFF AND ITS NASTY! (Insane Synergy)

9:15

THIS SIDEARM IS THE ONLY ONE OF IT'S KIND! (Unique Perk = MAX Range)`

9:13

THIS EXOTIC IS ABSOLUTELY BROKEN BUT NO ONE USES IT! (Slept On)

8:39

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS INSANE SMG AT THE TOWER ASAP! (.60 TTK)

9:02

GET THIS GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE FROM IRON BANNER IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! (it's nasty)

11:58

PRISMATIC HUNTERS HATE THIS FULLY CRAFTED HAND CANNON! (It's The Counter)

13:27

DFP PLAYS WORLD OF WAR CRAFT FOR THE FIRST TIME! (Kung Fu Panda Edition)

8:30

BUY THIS 100 AIM ASSIST SIDEARM AT THE TOWER BEFORE IT'S GONE! (Finally With Good Perks)

9:26

XUR CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He Took ALL My Strange Coins..)

8:12

BUY THIS UNIQUE WEAPON AT THE TOWER BEFORE ITS GONE! (20 Zoom + Best Perks)

12:24

THIS VERY UNIQUE AUTO RIFLE IS THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND! (Slept On Weapon)

8:07

BUY THIS 100 AIM ASSIST HAND CANNON AT THE TOWER BEFORE ITS GONE!

11:04

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS INSANE WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (S Tier Hand Cannon)

9:40

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS SLEPT ON WEAPON AT THE HELM! (Easy To Get)

10:20

IT FINALLY HAPPENED.. I GOT THE GOD ROLL COMPETITIVE AUTO RIFLE! (It's INSANE)

8:21

BANSHEE IS SELLING A ONE OF A KIND AUTO RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Get It Before It's Gone)

8:01

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING IT WITH GOOD PERKS! (Less than 24 Hours)

9:12

THIS FULLY CRAFTED HAND CANNON IS NOW UNOBTAINBLE WTF! (I'm Sorry If You Missed This)

8:11

BANSHEE IS FINALLY SELLING THE GOD ROLL OF THIS AUTO RIFLE! (I had no idea)

9:41

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ONE OF A KIND WEAPON FROM XUR BEFORE HE LEAVES! (Rarest Perk Combo)

10:58

THE BEST AUTO RIFLE THAT NO ONE USES! (It's Literally Insane)

9:14

YOU BUY THIS MAX AIM ASSSIT HAND CANNON AT THE TOWER BEFORE IT'S GONE!

9:32

IM SORRY FOR DOING THIS LOL (Secret Catalyst)

8:12

BUY THIS ICONIC HAND CANNON AT THE TOWER BEFORE IT'S GONE! (Less Than 24 Hours)

8:24

BANSHEE IS SELLING THREE VERY GOOD WEAPONS RIGHT NOW! (RIP VAULT SPACE)

8:35

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS INSANE SIDEARM AT THE TOWER ASAP! (.60 TTK)

8:15

BANSHEE IS SELLING TWO VERY NICE WEAPONS TODAY! (They'll Be Gone Tomorrow)

9:52

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS AMAZING WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (Free God Roll)

8:48

THIS HAND CANNON IS LITERALLY PERFECT! (I GOT THE ENHANCED GOD ROLL)